Sometimes i think the world wants me dead.....
I had like 3 near-death situations.

1.Very steep hill. If u fall of u would hit the rocks below , this hapenned in Greece:
As i was walking down the hill (got back from the village) there is this thingie where u put ur garbage in (but bigger tough....) , because there where wheels under it , it came sliding of the hill , towards me!!!
But dont worry , i dodged (SUPER L337 SKILLZ!!!)

2. Also in Greece (we go there every year). thiswas just like 2 speedy cars bumping in eachother , like 2 meters away from me. nothing really happened to me , just some glass in my legs and stomach.. BUT HEY!!!

3. This one was is Swiss.
As i was Skiing , there was ice on the ground.
I slipped and fell down into a ravine , the ravine had 2 ledges , something like this:

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Lucky me , the first ledge stopped me , if i fell down more , i could have died , or a broke spine.
i just(!) got a broken leg.

WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME????!!!

: probably watched too much pronz........